June 19th, 2006 by Pia Taylor
My fascination for the morbid overtook me today when I spotted ‘A Walk on the wild side?’ an article on LJWorld in which ASAP writer Zach Dundas rates the likelihood of one’s death as a result of encounters with some of nature’s more dangerous creatures.
Here’s his take on the dangers of being ‘Gored by a bull’:
>’The facts: The annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain, always gives a few bright dudes the opportunity to make this happen, occasionally with fatal results.’
‘The fury: The bulls run eight times during Pamplona’s San Fermin festival, pursuing white-uniformed daredevils through city streets for several minutes. Last July, the pack of 12 cattle broke apart, with single bulls marauding and tossing human runners like rag dolls. Four “competitorsâ€? were gored. In 1995, an American died after a Pamplona bull gouged his abdomen.
‘The feast: Cows don’t eat people. They just sometimes puncture them.’
> ‘Terror factor: LOW. C’mon.’
Dundas ranks the ‘terror factor’ of being ‘Chomped by a gator’ as ‘moderate’ and being ‘Smothered by ants’ as ‘extreme’…
I don’t know – that bull run still looks pretty scary to me. I have a feeling he might up the terror factor some if he was about to hurtle down the bull run with five enormous (angry) bulls breathing down his neck, don’t you?
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