Hairy ‘Coos’ And Compass-Busting Scotland: Going On Tour With Haggis Adventures
You don’t get cows in Scotland, you get ‘coos’ – ones of particular interest being the long-horned exceptionally photogenic ‘hairy coo’s that know exactly how beautiful they are (and will pose for hours whilst trigger-happy tourists line up and take snap after snap of their shaggy hides).
This summer I hopped aboard a bus with Haggis Adventures, and, during the 6 days it took to compass-bust Scotland, I saw my fair share of these narcissistic Scottish icons (and yes, I admit, I took a startlingly large number of ‘hairy coo’ pics – you just can’t help yourself!).
Hirsute hooved creatures aside, Scotland is a wonderful, rather mysterious place, with myth and legend, massacre and mayhem lurking in every glen and loch.
Disco Dave, our accomplished and ever-enthusiastic guide drove his bright yellow Haggis bus with great aplomb over hill and dale and brought to life for us the hard ways of the highlanders, the battles that were fought, the blood-curdling tales of the Glencoe massacre and other dark treacheries.
With him we stood with Robert the Bruce (the real ‘Brave Heart’) at Bannockburn and sighed in frustration over the futility of the battle of Culloden (damn that Bonnie Prince Charlie fellow!).
The bold amongst us took a leap of faith over the Faerie Falls on the Isle of Skye (supposedly, the waterfall is enchanted, and no matter where you jump, you can’t fall in – and none of us did…) and the hopeful peered eagerly, but in vain, for a glimpse of the elusive Loch Ness Monster.
We stayed in a (haunted) Scottish castle, cheered on brave salmon leaping up seemingly insurmountable waterfalls and wandered amongst one of the last existing forests of Caledonian pines (beautiful trees that once covered most of Scotland’s highlands) – and everywhere we went, Disco Dave’s excellently chosen tunes accompanied us.
I cannot fault any aspect of the entire expedition. Disco Dave knows his stuff (and loves his country) and inspired in me (and others, I suspect) an unexpected and rather passionate love for the highlands of Scotland.
All the hostels we stayed in were well chosen and offered decent rates (£14 – £16 per night). You pay as you go – there’s no kitty, like on most other tours – which means if you need to cut back somewhere, you can always economise on meals (there are always stops at supermarkets to stock up on whatever you need).
I have to say it: spend the money! Even if your budget is tight, this is a tour worth splashing out on.
You’ll make a bunch of new friends, see more of the country in a relatively short space of time than you could achieve on your own, and, most importantly, you’ll be exposed to the history and background that make Scotland so very fascinating.
Thanks to Disco Dave and Haggis I came away from Scotland with an enduring love of the country, and a very strong desire to visit it again one day.
Haggis Adventures runs the 6-day Compass-Buster tour every single week, departing from Edinburgh on Monday mornings (with extra departures on Wednesdays and Saturdays). The tour costs $339.00 USD (230 Euro). Instead of having a kitty, you take responsibility for your own hostel costs and food. Hostels cost between £14 – £16 per night (17-20 Euro) and food is up to you (all hostels offer self-catering facilities). Ask for Disco Dave – a better tour guide I’ve not yet met.
















